{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
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{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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