{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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